If I was Duff McKagan – who actually wrote the main riff for “Paradise City” – I would kick Slash in the nuts. And then, when he was doing on the ground clutching his bruised testicles, I’d kick him again, and demand that this recording can only be released if done so under the title “Paradise Shitty.”

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, SLASH, THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING HEARD

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